…receives the August page-filler story of the year award. The Times reports that the woman who had her pet dog cloned by South Korean scientists was accused of kidnapping and sexually assaulting the 17-stone Kirk Anderson, a Mormon missionary, who had become the object of her passionate affections.
Get a load of her. Now imagine her sexually assaulting you. Jesus wept.
Moving swiftly on to the tasteful subject of Gary Glitter, Alison stumbled upon this comment, also on the Times website:
Take heed that adultery in many countries carries the death sentence; a crime committed by Major, Blunkett, Prescott and Prince Charles. The people outraged at Glitter’s conviction should have equal concerns for adulterers, parents of illegitimate children, and co-habiting couples. All are sins.
Trevor, Westcliff, uk
Clever Trevor!




