Send Away The Tigers

If, like me, you work in the West End, getting chugged and handed flyers for restaurants and bars is part of the daily routine. As I headed down Haymarket – returning from a trip to Boots to stock up on Night Nurse – I was handed a flyer advertising Tiger Tiger’s new menu.

I was disappointed to learn that they had not made any reference to their lucky escape from a terrorist atrocity. If I was in charge of the drinks menu, the following cocktails would be featured additions.

“The Jihadi”
Martyr yourself!
Triple shot Scotch
Triple shot Rum
Triple shot absinthe
Splash of coke

“The Dancing Slag
Double shot cheap vodka
Single shot Malibu
Red Bull to Taste

“The Singed Eyebrow”
Double shot Sambuca
Toasted coffee beans
One rusty nail (with optional umbrella)

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