My favourite thing about this site is being able to see search terms that have led people here. Type ‘CO19 wankers’ into Google and I’m top of the list. Try ‘Lennox Lewis environmentalist’ and I’m on the first page of 12,700 results. I’m not even in the first ten pages of results for ‘undressing in changing room’, yet someone was obsessed enough by the concept to plough through page after page, wildly clicking on anything that might tittilate them through another evening’s web-surfing entertainment.
Those examples are ordinary enough, but today I was a little disturbed by one such search term. There are very few scenarios I can think of where googling ‘urine-soaked rug and needles‘ doesn’t involve someone having a very bad day.